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Man Overboard!

While enjoying the nice weather last week, 5 Overton men fell into the Overton River while fishing on their boat. Four men have been found with the other man still missing. Search crews have began patrolling up and down the Overton River for any signs of the fifth fisherman.

One of three of the Mega Millions big winners from last month failed to come forward. Gloria Gonzalez, local Moline, IL resident, bought the winning ticket at a local liquor store a day or so before the drawing, according to the IL Lottery Commission.Gonzalez's $213 million dollar share of the $640 million will be split evenly between the other two winners, James Longdell of Denver, CO and Desmond Briggs of Tempe, AZ, netting them each a cool $319 million each. The owner of the liquor store who sold the ticket, Frank Yousef, also will not recover any of the winnings.Gloria Gonzalez, if you're reading this, you may want to call a relative and let them know you're still alive.

Mega Millions Lottery Winner Doesn't Claim Prize
Pimpin' Ain't Easy
Elizabeth Johnson Caught Naked
New BS Building Concerns

Local college students staged a revolt outside Overton College's new Business and Science Building, otherwise known as the infamous BS Building, because campus security had breaking up study sessions. When asking head of security Marcus Marx said, You never know what these kids are up to in this BS Building. Here at Overton College we close down the BS, before anything too bad happens.

Breaking News! OVCTV can officially reveal that, Elizabeth Johnson was caught naked in the early hours of the morning. According to an unnamed source, Johnson seems to like to walk around naked around campus. Several other incidents have been reported but we were just made aware of it recently.Elizabeth refused to comment to OVCTV Today. However we are urging people to be aware of Elizabeth and how she likes to be naked. We also would like to inform parents and others who do not wish to see Elizabeth naked to avoid places where Elizabeth Johnson and any of her associates could be found.

Breaking News! OVCTV can officially reveal that, Dan McLean is an licensed pimp. This is because, Dan McLean has been caught pimping several times.Dan McLean revealed exclusively to OVCTV Today "I love being a PIMP. Its part of who I am, so any ladies looking make sure you contact Dan McLean so I can cater for your every need. " Dan doesn't care who knows he's a pimp but what we would say is that the other pimp's where he runs his business from may not be happy about him bringing attention to their lifestyle.

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